By Rob Sacchetto
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- Setting lures and traps
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- Exploding their brains
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7. Some zombies retain their ability to speak. 8. Zombies hate stairs. 9. The government is secretly working to create a zombie army. 10. Zombies are coming to get you. Rob Sacchetto 63 Zombie Habitat Proper hygiene is not a consideration in the zombie home. During outbreaks, zombies have been seen in a wide variety of habitats. Some lead an entirely outdoor life. Others take up residence in cellars, caves or subway tunnels. They seem to be at home anywhere they can find sustenance, a necessary adaptive skill for creatures so compelled to feed on living ﬂesh.
But do not allow this to cloud your judgment in dealing with them. Dispatching these composite humanoids calls for extreme measures. Fire is an effective weapon for both keeping them at bay and utterly destroying them. They are not contagious, but may attempt to bite and scratch like animals if cornered. Distinguishing Features • • • • • •Mad Scientist Zombie Type A Traits Neck bolts Pale skin Mad Scientist Zombie Type A Facts It took over 347 feet of stitches to assemble the ﬁrst Mad Scientist Zombie.
Sixty percent of animal zombies become zombiﬁed by eating zombie remains, so donÕ t let your backyard get cluttered with re-killed zombies. Rob Sacchetto 41 The Apathy Zombie Among all the different forms of zombies, the Apathy Zombie is perhaps the least impressive. It is of the live ﬂesh variety, but just barely. Although Apathy Zombies are found the world over, they are most heavily concentrated in the United States and Canada. They stay mostly solitary or in groups of two or three, hanging out in their parents’ basements or in small, smelly apartments.
The Zombie Handbook: How to Identify the Living Dead and Survive the Coming Zombie Apocalypse by Rob Sacchetto